The Kardashian 2013 Christmas Card: A Tribute to the Illuminati Entertainment Industry

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Khloe Kardashian is posing on the backseat of a car (why?) while Kourtney's son Mason lays on it as if life was sucked out of him. Above them is a baby-Jesus looking cutout with glory around the head. Is that North West? No idea. The matriarch of the family, Kris Jenner looks like some kind of female Pharaohe while Bruce is stuck in a tube, about to run out of air. Between them is the word "cashier", maybe meaning that its all about money transactions. Above both of them is tagged the word "fame", maybe implying that they're ready to do whatever it takes to be famous.

If there was an award for the less Christmas-y Christmas card in the History of the world, I believe that the 2013 Kardashian Christmas card would take the prize. Shot by elite fashion photographer David Lachapelle, the card is a rather grim and depressing summation of the entertainment world – an industry ruled by a shadowy elite that is turning popular culture into a toxic wasteland populated with vacuous celebs such as the Kardashians.

The wide panoramic card is filled with symbolism and references describing everything that the Illuminati entertainment industry is about. The shot takes place in an abandoned movie theater, one that appears to destroyed and vandalized.  Here’s the card (click to enlarge).

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There’s a lot going on there, so let’s look at it from left to right.

 

First, there's Kim Kardashian posing with a revealing outfit. Her curves are pretty much the only reason why her entire family is famous right now. That is maybe one there's a huge dollar sign next to her.
First, there’s Kim Kardashian posing with a revealing outfit. Her curves are main reason why her entire family is famous right now. That is maybe why there’s a huge dollar sign next to her.

 

Behind the Jenner sisters are two Illuminati pyramids, complete with the All-Seeing Eye. Can't say that this card is subtle about who "owns" this entire family. Scaterred around them are dismembered mannequins, a symbol that is often used to represent Mind Control, a practice that is rampant in the Illuminati entertainment industry.
Behind the Jenner sisters are two Illuminati pyramids, complete with the All-Seeing Eye. The card can’t be clearer about “owns” this entire family. Scattered around the card are dismembered mannequins, a symbol that is often used to represent Mind Control, a practice that is rampant in the Illuminati entertainment industry.

 

The sister on the left wears a vulva-shaped headdress making her look like some kind of priestess. They stand on a pile of "celeb-worship" magazines, mountain of garbage on which their careers are built on (Kanye depicted as Jesus on the cover of Rolling Stones part of it). Behind the sisters (at the base of the pyramid) is an almost ironic box of Wheaties featuring Bruce Jenner when he was an Olympic athlete.
Kylie (left) wears a vulva-shaped headdress making her look like some kind of high priestess. The sisters stand on a pile of “celeb-worship” magazines, the mountain of garbage on which their careers are built on (Kanye depicted as Jesus on the cover of Rolling Stones is part of it). Behind the sisters (at the base of the pyramid) is an almost ironic box of Wheaties featuring Bruce Jenner when he was an Olympic athlete.

 

Khloe Kardashian is posing on the backseat of a car (why?) while Kourtney's son Mason lays on it as if life was sucked out of him. Above them is a baby-Jesus looking cutout with glory around the head. Is that North West? No idea. The matriarch of the family, Kris Jenner looks like some kind of female Pharaohe while Bruce is stuck in a tube, about to run out of air. Between them is the word "cashier", maybe meaning that its all about money transactions. Above both of them is tagged the word "fame", maybe implying that they're ready to do whatever it takes to be famous.
Khloe Kardashian poses sitting on the backseat of a car (why?) while Kourtney’s son Mason lays on it, looking as if life was sucked out of him. Above them is a cardboard cutout looking like a baby-Jesus, with a glory around its head. Is that North West? The matriarch of the family, Kris Jenner looks like some kind of female Pharaoh while Bruce is distress, stuck in a tube, about to run out of air. Between them is the word “cashier”, maybe meaning that it is all about money transactions. Above both of them is tagged the word “fame”, implying that they’re ready to do whatever it takes to be famous.

 

Next to Bruce is a disemembered mannequin wearing his Olympic medal. Did Bruce lose his "hero" status to become an encapsulated pawn of the entertainment industry?
Next to Bruce is a dismembered mannequin wearing his Olympic medals. Did Bruce lose his “hero” status to become an encapsulated pawn of the entertainment industry?

Contrasting with the family’s obsession with fame and fortune are images of African mothers and babies in the background. Of course, nobody appears to care about them, the world prefers to gossip about the family that is “famous for being famous”.

In short, this card sums up what popular culture in 2013 is all about: Illuminati, mind control, superficiality, exploitation of children and all around mind-numbing, time-wasting idiocy. Merry Christmas!



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1. The Michael Jackson glitter glove representing mind control and being used up as a child star by handlers and a parent using him for fame. The future of these girls mimics his. 2. The metal pipe over the glitter glove turns into a penis shaft at the end. Maybe it means how many of penises has Kim had to service to get where she is. Including the sex tape. 3. All the little babies floating might represent all the abortions allegedly has had since she has been on a quest for fame. 4. Bruce Jenner trapped in the glass tube closet. Allegedly he is a cross dresser and now reports say he wants a sex change. Maybe he's saying goodbye to the old him. 5. Smoke coming from behind the pyramid w/the eye might represent war and destruction taking ahold of American culture as we once knew it. 6.… Read more »

isn't also the baby doing an illuminati sign with her innocent little hand? God help he children!

I have to say that when you watched the episode when the photoshoot was to happen, Khloe seemed uncomfortable, Kourtney seemed irritated, Kim looked for a leading voice and even Kris Jenner her self looked a little lost. In the comments, NO ONE seems to be mentioning David La Chappelle. Now, the Kardashians have problems (don't we all) but I see David was really pushy. He talked about the christmas card as "HIS". Now, if we believe that they are puppets, and they are there are a lot of background powers and forces that are making certain things happen. I feel they were frightened. I mean, I was frightened of him. Kourtney practically forced him to put her children into the photo. David seems to have a lot of power in the photography world..I don't know.. any thoughts or comments? I think that eliminating the men is just a reflection… Read more »

@HereSinceTheStart

You mentioned men as "providers", and thus you proved that what you really want is to emasculate men and turn them into your own personal servants. Of course, that's what all females want, and anything else you said became meaningless in a moment you used the word "providers". Just so you know, i do not own anything to you, nor do you deserve anykind of respect just because you are woman. Deal with it.

You can turn and twist my words all you want, b*tch, but it won't change the truth.

For my part i'm done with respecting the most vile, wretched, selfish and lazy gender on Earth -women- and i wish your life will be extremely miserable and crappy, you *****ng b*tch.

YES I agree. Don't judge me, but I do watch the Kardashians from time to time. Yes they have problems and maybe that is what makes it entertaining, but I really think that deep down they are good people. Watching this episode really angered me because of the photographer. They had to beg just to get the kids and Bruce in it, and they really seemed uncomfortable. In this shoot they are being used as puppets. David is probably using them for publicity, and maybe the Kardashians did it to warn us. (The end..coming soon?)

He is not mentioned much because like Richardson, the public at large is kept in the dark as to who they really are and what they are really about. They pull the strings and let their puppets have their fifteen minutes of fame, just like his buddy Warhol advocated decades earlier.

Re empowerment of men, not all men are capable of being great and their frustration around their incapability can have devastating consequences for the whole family unit. They are usually the last in a line of men of that ilk which has become inter-generationally encoded within their core personality. You got to let many of them fail, play underdog, be put back in the lowly place where they feel home, take the mark. Not many men can be prophetic.

Amaryllis, how nice that you showed so openly that you are with the elites. You are disgusting creature, who views men with contemp simply because of our gender.

I hope you'll get an cancer, you callous cretin.

Wow, Just remembered about this card. All of a sudden Bruce in that cashier tube with the dismembered mannequin outside wearing all his medals makes a lot of sense. "Doing absolutely anything for money and fame" makes a lot of sense as well.

This is the creepiest thing i think i've ever seen.

it creeps me out that kris is literally the only one smiling

Am I the only one extremely creeped out by this? I have chills running down my spine. Like all of their souls are no longer here and the Devil is operating through them.

I took the words across the top to say "The End, Coming Soon"

That's a very creepy card! Thanks VC! Going back to it, Mason lying next to Khloe, seemingly in a trance does look really twisted, and Bruce held up in that container, seemingly looking at that statue with his medals…

Dear VC , there is a detail that you didin't mention in the Jenner sisters picture: on Kendall's head, the girl on the right, there is a hand on here head, which mean that there is someone controlling here mind… thoughts, actions, emotions…

There is a scorched dead child behind the youngest daughter on the left, didn't any one else notice this?

Where is the christmas part?

CANCEL YOUR CABLE NOW!!!
STOP SUPPORTING THIS GARBAGE WITH YOUR $!!!

This family definitely has connections to the other side, but also knows that controversy sells and the card was specifically created for that purpose. It is so "busy" with symbolism it makes the head spin. A few examples that those in the know will understand:

* Most of the family names start with 'K' which also corresponds to the number '11'
* Kourtney named her son…MASON
* Kim's wedding to Kris Humphries was decorated to look Exactly like a masonic temple, complete with pillars (Boaz & Jachin)
* Their homes are decorated in black & white, checkerboard flooring, even the mom admitted to only using black toilet paper!! Kim is the only one whose house is all white – she is the "chosen one" (read cash cow) in the family.

Well, they live from it in the dirtiest way.

It says "THE END IS COMING SOON".

The dollar sign is purposely made to be the word "IS". *duh*

Can't believe that no one got that, including the author of the article.

Wheres Rob? LOL

Don't think he wants any part in this messed up agenda. Either that, he's just not hungry enough to catch attention like the rest of the kardashians.

Nobody here seemed to notice the African American Baby on the pillar next to Bruce.
Who is that child? And why is he/she included, the photo is so clear that one wanders what point the photographer wanted to convey. Any ideas?

I feel sorry for the kids that get brought into this. Courtney's boy.

Where is Rob? Their brother and son???

I had just watched the episode on this picture.. the artist completely conned them and they had no idea what they were walking into as I expected

But! the thing that got me though was Khloe doing the 666 hand thingy over one of her eyes while making a very distinctive owl sound toward the youngest 2 girls and in return they did the same thing back without the owl noise though

Hmf.. ( 0_0)

The entire family has to be under mind control! Why would Bruce Jenner dress up like that & be ok to enter a glass tube & act wimpy & weak gazing at a mannequin!!? & I hope I am wrong… but the image of a rear car seat with the boy Mason looking dead. Is that some kind of foresight to an 'event' involving the Kardashians & a car crash. It is utterly disgusting… and a supposed Christmas Card. Evil at work.

will mason die in a car crash where kloe is the driver? i hope not

I hope not…but you know how they plan things out.

ATTENTION. I think my comment will be the most relevant. – The Kardashians are not part of the elite. They will never be! The Kardashian/ Jenner clan are just like every other reality tv show family, with the exception that they reached incredible success purely through genuine public interest. It is Kim who has been given the spotlight from the start and the Kardashians/ Jenners (particularly momager Kris Jenner) have used their PR skills to full potential in order to keep public interest and essentially gain fame and wealth. HOWEVER, they will always be commercial. They have always been excluded from high status events and have been ridiculed by high-profile celebrities (e.g the critical comments from Barrack Obama, the snobbery of high-fashion elite like Anna Wintour before the Kanye years). At the peak of their success, they noticed this exclusion from A-status celebrity groups. Kim, not content with her current… Read more »

bruce jenner looks like a middle-aged woman. are the rumers of him undergoing a sex change true after all?
am i missing something? 0.o

Now it’s easier to understand the symbolism about Bruce…. Clever Elite….

You mention it looks like baby Jesus with a halo. Well the African woman also has a halo, of course this wasn't mentioned. She represents Mary, as the African woman is the cradle of civilisation. The reason they put those girls in front, is because they want them to represent the total embodiment of womanhood. However western women continue to us black culture to embody this, always have (bigger bottom, bigger lips, tans). Not you have kenddle Jenner with Tyga. After leaving the mother of his children (a black woman, african woman, embodiment of womanhood and civilisation). Fir this disgusting little girl, who is under age and no one does a Thing. Also Bruce Jenner not turned into a woman, looks as though he is in a test tube, the is a african male baby looking on. Gayness and the feminization of black males is a huge agenda. Along with… Read more »

above kendall are faded pictures of kim and she's wearing Freemason earrings (square and compass symbol)

Does this mean that the photographer is one if them as well since he directed it all?

wow am sure soon hell will be fool to the brim

Notice how Kendall and Kylie's dresses are slit just like Kim's, they're going down the same path as her, both modelling, photoshoots of them topless ALREADY and Kylie is only 16/17.the vulva looking thing on Kylie might explain her going wild in future, I honestly think shes going to be crazier than any other Kardashian. There's a picture of her posing with Ariana Grande and Ariana was dressed in a classy way and it made her look like she was 16 (shes like 22 or 23) and Kykie was next to her with a mini skirt and cleavage and she was 15/16 at the time.

did anyone notice the scene in the corner in the second picture next to kendall. & realize that this is some type of abandoned movie theater. symbolizing that their life is on display.

Figured it out …

its there Past Present and Future

took a bit of time staring to figure it out.
(partially color coded pattern and there is also primary structured pattern )

from the past right towards the left in general. (excluding the center) the words
cashier
(i dunno maybe bruce had a job or was a cashier or something ?)
then he gets the medal
he marrys his wife has kids ect..

we see the letters ATM (At The Moment)
coming soon
the end
this part is obviously a color coded pattern
from to top of the stairs to the magazines to the flames center of the picture

Kendall's left foot is pointing to the "It's Over" cover of Khloe and Lamar's breakup. Dont rememeber which magazine but I saw it in a store a month or two back

Guiliana Rancic brought up the very same thing on fashion police when they talked about this card. This card has nothing to do with christmas and everything to do with the dark underworld that is the media elite.

Is North West throwing up the devil horns???

the absolute weirdest looking christmas card ever.

Google image of 1993 Ford Bronco backseat… Almost identical to the one Khloe is sitting on.

This is disturbing and has absolutely NOTHING to do with Christmas…. smh! God help us all.

God will help only men, women are not important.

Die.

Does anyone else see the naked—possibly transgendered person behind Kylie?

Why are we surprised? Why are we in awe? This is who they really are. Narcissistic, lovers of themselves and lovers of riches and fame. These are the petty representatives of the true so called elites. They represent the many faces of corruption that exploit the world from the very begining of time itself, hence the africanized woman and child. The cradle of civilization. We see the symbols but refuse to do the work to recognize the intents. Therefore we as observers are ridiculed for our ignorance. They believe its too late to do anything about it. They want worship, for all to bow to the american idols, their gods of fame and fortune. Standing in the outer porticos, seekers of fame knock to gain entrance (in trance) to become their own gods. Taking up symbols and performing rituals on a grand scale, tipping the balance in their favor. Doing… Read more »

Smart man big G!

But how do you we know the KKK is part of the illuminati..what if this is just Dave's photography style because it's cool right now to be part of the illuminati, or if the KKKs asked Dave for an illuminati inspired shoot to get people talking and get them more fame? The KKKs don't strike me as someone the illuminati would want.. I think khloe is sitting down because they wanted mason to lie next to her and make it appear as though he is being birthed by khloes vag..for some reason.. And above them it says "coming soon" and then a cut out of a baby below,..makes me wonder if khloe is going to give birth soon..or if there's just some illuminati meaning behind it.. But then again, the kids and Bruce weren't supposed to be part of the shoot, so maybe they just stuck them in last minute… Read more »

Thank you! Just what I was thinking, if they are puppets, how can they control the puppeteer?

I do think they have gone in deep, knowingly and unknowingly, so we will just need to continue to pray for them and Rhianna. Riri's mom, really stressed the God Almighty through Jesus Christ. There is a battle going on for Riri's soul. And for everyone's really

Mind control using symbols

This could represent the seven deadly sins: wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony…

Bruce
Kris
Khloe/Mason
Kourtney/Penelope
Kim
Kendall
Kylie

In the reality show, maybe that is why David LaChapell didn't want the kids in the pic because that was what he originally wanted to portray but had to end up putting the kids in the pic anyway…

Just my take on this pic…

So disgusted in this family there is not one bit of Christmas in this. You make me sick. All for money pfffttt disgrace.

That poor innocent child throwing up the 6's…Lord have mercy..

How come the little baby is the only person in white?

The African mother nursing the baby boy is either depicting Isthar/Baal, Semiramus/Tammuz, or Isis/Horus. It has NOTHING to do with Christianity or Christmas!

Try Semiramis. Apparently this Assyrian/Armenian goddess was credited for her protection of Babylon and the castration of young males. Perhaps this is why the men in the family are kept down and lifeless.

That is a good point given their origin and the tendency of freemasons to worship local deities. As pointed out, Kardashian means 'stone MASON' so there was never any doubt that they were not a poster family for Christianity.

A family that stays together……pimps each other????? SMH

You also missed the woman and child on the right, holding the baby – she has a moon behind her head, which is a reference to Semiramis and Tammuz (the anti-Christ) – another woman is in the background with a crescent shape on her head – clearly symbolizing the Egyptian Semiramis, Isis.

This lovingly satanic family has been positioned in the spotlight, like many others, to pose as 'Christians'.

An impossibility since they are famous for Kim being an internet w***e. They are damned to hell like many other like-minded sinners who see a dollar sign at the top of the pyramid.

Garbage in, garbage out! I can't wait for this family to explode and implode. They've donesoooooooooooooooooooo much to be famous and at some point, one of them will say enough. But which one? Which girl will pull the plug and start their descend into hell without fame? I'm glad I don't have cable and I'm not one of their fans. We are watching the devil at work on this entire family. This is how Kris made money after Robert Kardashian died. She was in collections because she was broke, starving and had those kids to feed. You'd think Bruce would be a man, but he wants to be a "kept woman". So Kris thought selling her soul and the souls of her children would keep them from the Poor House. It didn't. It just helps the rest of pray more to the Light and continue to hang on to what… Read more »