The Kardashian 2013 Christmas Card: A Tribute to the Illuminati Entertainment Industry

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If there was an award for the less Christmas-y Christmas card in the History of the world, I believe that the 2013 Kardashian Christmas card would take the prize. Shot by elite fashion photographer David Lachapelle, the card is a rather grim and depressing summation of the entertainment world – an industry ruled by a shadowy elite that is turning popular culture into a toxic wasteland populated with vacuous celebs such as the Kardashians.

The wide panoramic card is filled with symbolism and references describing everything that the Illuminati entertainment industry is about. The shot takes place in an abandoned movie theater, one that appears to destroyed and vandalized.  Here’s the card (click to enlarge).

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There’s a lot going on there, so let’s look at it from left to right.

 

First, there's Kim Kardashian posing with a revealing outfit. Her curves are pretty much the only reason why her entire family is famous right now. That is maybe one there's a huge dollar sign next to her.

First, there’s Kim Kardashian posing with a revealing outfit. Her curves are main reason why her entire family is famous right now. That is maybe why there’s a huge dollar sign next to her.

 

Behind the Jenner sisters are two Illuminati pyramids, complete with the All-Seeing Eye. Can't say that this card is subtle about who "owns" this entire family. Scaterred around them are dismembered mannequins, a symbol that is often used to represent Mind Control, a practice that is rampant in the Illuminati entertainment industry.

Behind the Jenner sisters are two Illuminati pyramids, complete with the All-Seeing Eye. The card can’t be clearer about “owns” this entire family. Scattered around the card are dismembered mannequins, a symbol that is often used to represent Mind Control, a practice that is rampant in the Illuminati entertainment industry.

 

The sister on the left wears a vulva-shaped headdress making her look like some kind of priestess. They stand on a pile of "celeb-worship" magazines, mountain of garbage on which their careers are built on (Kanye depicted as Jesus on the cover of Rolling Stones part of it). Behind the sisters (at the base of the pyramid) is an almost ironic box of Wheaties featuring Bruce Jenner when he was an Olympic athlete.

Kylie (left) wears a vulva-shaped headdress making her look like some kind of high priestess. The sisters stand on a pile of “celeb-worship” magazines, the mountain of garbage on which their careers are built on (Kanye depicted as Jesus on the cover of Rolling Stones is part of it). Behind the sisters (at the base of the pyramid) is an almost ironic box of Wheaties featuring Bruce Jenner when he was an Olympic athlete.

 

Khloe Kardashian is posing on the backseat of a car (why?) while Kourtney's son Mason lays on it as if life was sucked out of him. Above them is a baby-Jesus looking cutout with glory around the head. Is that North West? No idea. The matriarch of the family, Kris Jenner looks like some kind of female Pharaohe while Bruce is stuck in a tube, about to run out of air. Between them is the word "cashier", maybe meaning that its all about money transactions. Above both of them is tagged the word "fame", maybe implying that they're ready to do whatever it takes to be famous.

Khloe Kardashian poses sitting on the backseat of a car (why?) while Kourtney’s son Mason lays on it, looking as if life was sucked out of him. Above them is a cardboard cutout looking like a baby-Jesus, with a glory around its head. Is that North West? The matriarch of the family, Kris Jenner looks like some kind of female Pharaoh while Bruce is distress, stuck in a tube, about to run out of air. Between them is the word “cashier”, maybe meaning that it is all about money transactions. Above both of them is tagged the word “fame”, implying that they’re ready to do whatever it takes to be famous.

 

Next to Bruce is a disemembered mannequin wearing his Olympic medal. Did Bruce lose his "hero" status to become an encapsulated pawn of the entertainment industry?

Next to Bruce is a dismembered mannequin wearing his Olympic medals. Did Bruce lose his “hero” status to become an encapsulated pawn of the entertainment industry?

Contrasting with the family’s obsession with fame and fortune are images of African mothers and babies in the background. Of course, nobody appears to care about them, the world prefers to gossip about the family that is “famous for being famous”.

In short, this card sums up what popular culture in 2013 is all about: Illuminati, mind control, superficiality, exploitation of children and all around mind-numbing, time-wasting idiocy. Merry Christmas!

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Tonya
1 year 10 months ago

I took the words across the top to say "The End, Coming Soon"

Interesting
1 year 11 months ago

1. The Michael Jackson glitter glove representing mind control and being used up as a child star by handlers and a parent using him for fame. The future of these girls mimics his. 2. The metal pipe over the glitter glove turns into a penis shaft at the end. Maybe it means how many of penises has Kim had to service to get where she is. Including the sex tape. 3. All the little babies floating might represent all the abortions allegedly has had since she has been on a quest for fame. 4. Bruce Jenner trapped in the glass… Read more »

Earl
6 months 13 days ago

Wow, Just remembered about this card. All of a sudden Bruce in that cashier tube with the dismembered mannequin outside wearing all his medals makes a lot of sense. "Doing absolutely anything for money and fame" makes a lot of sense as well.

This is the creepiest thing i think i've ever seen.

pngti
6 months 15 days ago

2 things. 1 . note the cashier counter wher Kris is sitting the shape above her of that egyptian eye thing, tagged with fame, and how she’s hanging on to it/ hanging from it. 2. The glass tube Bruce is in also tagged with fame. I remember people used to refer to a television set as a tube when tvs were still those bog boxy things. as though he’s trappedf in this Fame tube. interestingly, Kris is running this family, they even had an episode where the kim was worried about bruces finances and spending habits. The word cashier is… Read more »

Isee
7 months 12 days ago

You mention it looks like baby Jesus with a halo. Well the African woman also has a halo, of course this wasn't mentioned. She represents Mary, as the African woman is the cradle of civilisation. The reason they put those girls in front, is because they want them to represent the total embodiment of womanhood. However western women continue to us black culture to embody this, always have (bigger bottom, bigger lips, tans). Not you have kenddle Jenner with Tyga. After leaving the mother of his children (a black woman, african woman, embodiment of womanhood and civilisation). Fir this disgusting… Read more »

shli
8 months 4 days ago

it creeps me out that kris is literally the only one smiling

Guccimomaa
1 year 3 months ago

above kendall are faded pictures of kim and she's wearing Freemason earrings (square and compass symbol)

Ash
1 year 4 months ago

Does this mean that the photographer is one if them as well since he directed it all?

brandao
1 year 6 months ago

wow am sure soon hell will be fool to the brim

JesusChistBeliever
1 year 8 months ago

isn't also the baby doing an illuminati sign with her innocent little hand? God help he children!

rebecca
1 year 11 months ago

Notice how Kendall and Kylie's dresses are slit just like Kim's, they're going down the same path as her, both modelling, photoshoots of them topless ALREADY and Kylie is only 16/17.the vulva looking thing on Kylie might explain her going wild in future, I honestly think shes going to be crazier than any other Kardashian. There's a picture of her posing with Ariana Grande and Ariana was dressed in a classy way and it made her look like she was 16 (shes like 22 or 23) and Kykie was next to her with a mini skirt and cleavage and she… Read more »

omo
1 year 11 months ago

very uncomfortable feeling. that's for sure

Chiara
2 years 4 days ago

Have you also notice the Micheal Jackson's sparkling glove in the hand of one of the standing girls? (don't know the name, sorry!) It looks like an Illuminati prey, Madonna as worn it in the last Grammy carpet, not just a quotation!

anon
2 years 5 days ago

did anyone notice the scene in the corner in the second picture next to kendall. & realize that this is some type of abandoned movie theater. symbolizing that their life is on display.

Nervous
2 years 11 days ago

above*

Nervous
2 years 11 days ago

The thing behind Khloe depicts baby Jesus, then right about says "coming soon"
hmm

tprivate
2 years 13 days ago

Am I the only one extremely creeped out by this? I have chills running down my spine. Like all of their souls are no longer here and the Devil is operating through them.

will
2 years 14 days ago

Figured it out … its there Past Present and Future took a bit of time staring to figure it out. (partially color coded pattern and there is also primary structured pattern ) from the past right towards the left in general. (excluding the center) the words cashier (i dunno maybe bruce had a job or was a cashier or something ?) then he gets the medal he marrys his wife has kids ect.. we see the letters ATM (At The Moment) coming soon the end this part is obviously a color coded pattern from to top of the stairs to… Read more »

Shalom
2 years 20 days ago

ok I'm very sorry to be the wicked witch of the west here (how ironic) but do you people ever consider that perhaps we read too much into everything, so there's a baby Jesus in the picture, why the hell does it have to be North? so there's a word saying cashier between Kris and Bruce, SHE'S SITTING ON THE CASHIER'S COUNTER! I believe the Illuminati is real, a lot more real than most people realize, but I also believe in the words of my true dear hero who taught me black pride, "the most potent weapon in the hands… Read more »

Phoenix
2 years 22 days ago

That's a very creepy card! Thanks VC! Going back to it, Mason lying next to Khloe, seemingly in a trance does look really twisted, and Bruce held up in that container, seemingly looking at that statue with his medals…

QuietLight
2 years 26 days ago

This depiction is something out of a nightmare. It sickens me. I cannot comprehend why people look up to this family. Its simply mind-boggling. It gives me a headache just looking at all the negative symbols in the picture.

Breezy
2 years 1 month ago

I used to watch their show a number of years ago before I was made aware of this hidden world beyond what the tv tells us. Ever notice how the brother Rob isn't in any of this? I don't think he wants any part in this crap, lol.

asasa
2 years 1 month ago

Well, they live from it in the dirtiest way.

S.Love
2 years 1 month ago

Kendall's left foot is pointing to the "It's Over" cover of Khloe and Lamar's breakup. Dont rememeber which magazine but I saw it in a store a month or two back

OpenYourEyes
2 years 1 month ago

It says "THE END IS COMING SOON".

The dollar sign is purposely made to be the word "IS". *duh*

Can't believe that no one got that, including the author of the article.

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