The Kardashian 2013 Christmas Card: A Tribute to the Illuminati Entertainment Industry

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If there was an award for the less Christmas-y Christmas card in the History of the world, I believe that the 2013 Kardashian Christmas card would take the prize. Shot by elite fashion photographer David Lachapelle, the card is a rather grim and depressing summation of the entertainment world – an industry ruled by a shadowy elite that is turning popular culture into a toxic wasteland populated with vacuous celebs such as the Kardashians.

The wide panoramic card is filled with symbolism and references describing everything that the Illuminati entertainment industry is about. The shot takes place in an abandoned movie theater, one that appears to destroyed and vandalized.  Here’s the card (click to enlarge).

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There’s a lot going on there, so let’s look at it from left to right.

 

First, there's Kim Kardashian posing with a revealing outfit. Her curves are pretty much the only reason why her entire family is famous right now. That is maybe one there's a huge dollar sign next to her.

First, there’s Kim Kardashian posing with a revealing outfit. Her curves are main reason why her entire family is famous right now. That is maybe why there’s a huge dollar sign next to her.

 

Behind the Jenner sisters are two Illuminati pyramids, complete with the All-Seeing Eye. Can't say that this card is subtle about who "owns" this entire family. Scaterred around them are dismembered mannequins, a symbol that is often used to represent Mind Control, a practice that is rampant in the Illuminati entertainment industry.

Behind the Jenner sisters are two Illuminati pyramids, complete with the All-Seeing Eye. The card can’t be clearer about “owns” this entire family. Scattered around the card are dismembered mannequins, a symbol that is often used to represent Mind Control, a practice that is rampant in the Illuminati entertainment industry.

 

The sister on the left wears a vulva-shaped headdress making her look like some kind of priestess. They stand on a pile of "celeb-worship" magazines, mountain of garbage on which their careers are built on (Kanye depicted as Jesus on the cover of Rolling Stones part of it). Behind the sisters (at the base of the pyramid) is an almost ironic box of Wheaties featuring Bruce Jenner when he was an Olympic athlete.

Kylie (left) wears a vulva-shaped headdress making her look like some kind of high priestess. The sisters stand on a pile of “celeb-worship” magazines, the mountain of garbage on which their careers are built on (Kanye depicted as Jesus on the cover of Rolling Stones is part of it). Behind the sisters (at the base of the pyramid) is an almost ironic box of Wheaties featuring Bruce Jenner when he was an Olympic athlete.

 

Khloe Kardashian is posing on the backseat of a car (why?) while Kourtney's son Mason lays on it as if life was sucked out of him. Above them is a baby-Jesus looking cutout with glory around the head. Is that North West? No idea. The matriarch of the family, Kris Jenner looks like some kind of female Pharaohe while Bruce is stuck in a tube, about to run out of air. Between them is the word "cashier", maybe meaning that its all about money transactions. Above both of them is tagged the word "fame", maybe implying that they're ready to do whatever it takes to be famous.

Khloe Kardashian poses sitting on the backseat of a car (why?) while Kourtney’s son Mason lays on it, looking as if life was sucked out of him. Above them is a cardboard cutout looking like a baby-Jesus, with a glory around its head. Is that North West? The matriarch of the family, Kris Jenner looks like some kind of female Pharaoh while Bruce is distress, stuck in a tube, about to run out of air. Between them is the word “cashier”, maybe meaning that it is all about money transactions. Above both of them is tagged the word “fame”, implying that they’re ready to do whatever it takes to be famous.

 

Next to Bruce is a disemembered mannequin wearing his Olympic medal. Did Bruce lose his "hero" status to become an encapsulated pawn of the entertainment industry?

Next to Bruce is a dismembered mannequin wearing his Olympic medals. Did Bruce lose his “hero” status to become an encapsulated pawn of the entertainment industry?

Contrasting with the family’s obsession with fame and fortune are images of African mothers and babies in the background. Of course, nobody appears to care about them, the world prefers to gossip about the family that is “famous for being famous”.

In short, this card sums up what popular culture in 2013 is all about: Illuminati, mind control, superficiality, exploitation of children and all around mind-numbing, time-wasting idiocy. Merry Christmas!

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Interesting
2 years 6 months ago
1. The Michael Jackson glitter glove representing mind control and being used up as a child star by handlers and a parent using him for fame. The future of these girls mimics his. 2. The metal pipe over the glitter glove turns into a penis shaft at the end. Maybe it means how many of penises has Kim had to service to get where she is. Including the sex tape. 3. All the little babies floating might represent all the abortions allegedly has had since she has been on a quest for fame. 4. Bruce Jenner trapped in the glass… Read more »
HereSinceTheStart
2 years 8 months ago
I have to say that when you watched the episode when the photoshoot was to happen, Khloe seemed uncomfortable, Kourtney seemed irritated, Kim looked for a leading voice and even Kris Jenner her self looked a little lost. In the comments, NO ONE seems to be mentioning David La Chappelle. Now, the Kardashians have problems (don't we all) but I see David was really pushy. He talked about the christmas card as "HIS". Now, if we believe that they are puppets, and they are there are a lot of background powers and forces that are making certain things happen. I… Read more »
amaryllis
2 years 8 months ago
He is not mentioned much because like Richardson, the public at large is kept in the dark as to who they really are and what they are really about. They pull the strings and let their puppets have their fifteen minutes of fame, just like his buddy Warhol advocated decades earlier. Re empowerment of men, not all men are capable of being great and their frustration around their incapability can have devastating consequences for the whole family unit. They are usually the last in a line of men of that ilk which has become inter-generationally encoded within their core personality.… Read more »
MGTOWman
2 years 8 months ago

Amaryllis, how nice that you showed so openly that you are with the elites. You are disgusting creature, who views men with contemp simply because of our gender.

I hope you'll get an cancer, you callous cretin.

Bre
2 years 8 months ago

YES I agree. Don't judge me, but I do watch the Kardashians from time to time. Yes they have problems and maybe that is what makes it entertaining, but I really think that deep down they are good people. Watching this episode really angered me because of the photographer. They had to beg just to get the kids and Bruce in it, and they really seemed uncomfortable. In this shoot they are being used as puppets. David is probably using them for publicity, and maybe the Kardashians did it to warn us. (The end..coming soon?)

MGTOWman
2 years 8 months ago
@HereSinceTheStart You mentioned men as "providers", and thus you proved that what you really want is to emasculate men and turn them into your own personal servants. Of course, that's what all females want, and anything else you said became meaningless in a moment you used the word "providers". Just so you know, i do not own anything to you, nor do you deserve anykind of respect just because you are woman. Deal with it. You can turn and twist my words all you want, b*tch, but it won't change the truth. For my part i'm done with respecting the… Read more »
shli
1 year 2 months ago

it creeps me out that kris is literally the only one smiling

JesusChistBeliever
2 years 2 months ago

isn't also the baby doing an illuminati sign with her innocent little hand? God help he children!

tprivate
2 years 7 months ago

Am I the only one extremely creeped out by this? I have chills running down my spine. Like all of their souls are no longer here and the Devil is operating through them.

Tonya
2 years 5 months ago

I took the words across the top to say "The End, Coming Soon"

maddworld
2 years 8 months ago

Wheres Rob? LOL

breezy
2 years 7 months ago

Don't think he wants any part in this messed up agenda. Either that, he's just not hungry enough to catch attention like the rest of the kardashians.

nan
2 years 8 months ago

There is a scorched dead child behind the youngest daughter on the left, didn't any one else notice this?

T-Rex
2 years 8 months ago

Where is the christmas part?

Dew
2 years 8 months ago

CANCEL YOUR CABLE NOW!!!
STOP SUPPORTING THIS GARBAGE WITH YOUR $!!!

Dizzy
2 months 23 days ago

Now it’s easier to understand the symbolism about Bruce…. Clever Elite….

TRUTH
6 months 12 days ago

Great ARTICLE

I WANT TO SAY ONE THING, I NOTICED THAT IN BRUCE JENNERS PHOTO THE MANNEQUIN NEXT TO HIM THE TOP PART IS A MAN AND BOTTOM PART IS A WOMEN.

Earl
1 year 1 month ago

Wow, Just remembered about this card. All of a sudden Bruce in that cashier tube with the dismembered mannequin outside wearing all his medals makes a lot of sense. "Doing absolutely anything for money and fame" makes a lot of sense as well.

This is the creepiest thing i think i've ever seen.

Isee
1 year 1 month ago
You mention it looks like baby Jesus with a halo. Well the African woman also has a halo, of course this wasn't mentioned. She represents Mary, as the African woman is the cradle of civilisation. The reason they put those girls in front, is because they want them to represent the total embodiment of womanhood. However western women continue to us black culture to embody this, always have (bigger bottom, bigger lips, tans). Not you have kenddle Jenner with Tyga. After leaving the mother of his children (a black woman, african woman, embodiment of womanhood and civilisation). Fir this disgusting… Read more »
Guccimomaa
1 year 10 months ago

above kendall are faded pictures of kim and she's wearing Freemason earrings (square and compass symbol)

Ash
1 year 11 months ago

Does this mean that the photographer is one if them as well since he directed it all?

brandao
2 years 22 days ago

wow am sure soon hell will be fool to the brim

rebecca
2 years 5 months ago
Notice how Kendall and Kylie's dresses are slit just like Kim's, they're going down the same path as her, both modelling, photoshoots of them topless ALREADY and Kylie is only 16/17.the vulva looking thing on Kylie might explain her going wild in future, I honestly think shes going to be crazier than any other Kardashian. There's a picture of her posing with Ariana Grande and Ariana was dressed in a classy way and it made her look like she was 16 (shes like 22 or 23) and Kykie was next to her with a mini skirt and cleavage and she… Read more »
anon
2 years 6 months ago

did anyone notice the scene in the corner in the second picture next to kendall. & realize that this is some type of abandoned movie theater. symbolizing that their life is on display.

will
2 years 7 months ago
Figured it out … its there Past Present and Future took a bit of time staring to figure it out. (partially color coded pattern and there is also primary structured pattern ) from the past right towards the left in general. (excluding the center) the words cashier (i dunno maybe bruce had a job or was a cashier or something ?) then he gets the medal he marrys his wife has kids ect.. we see the letters ATM (At The Moment) coming soon the end this part is obviously a color coded pattern from to top of the stairs to… Read more »
Phoenix
2 years 7 months ago

That's a very creepy card! Thanks VC! Going back to it, Mason lying next to Khloe, seemingly in a trance does look really twisted, and Bruce held up in that container, seemingly looking at that statue with his medals…

asasa
2 years 7 months ago

Well, they live from it in the dirtiest way.

S.Love
2 years 7 months ago

Kendall's left foot is pointing to the "It's Over" cover of Khloe and Lamar's breakup. Dont rememeber which magazine but I saw it in a store a month or two back

OpenYourEyes
2 years 8 months ago

It says "THE END IS COMING SOON".

The dollar sign is purposely made to be the word "IS". *duh*

Can't believe that no one got that, including the author of the article.

Jesse
2 years 8 months ago

Guiliana Rancic brought up the very same thing on fashion police when they talked about this card. This card has nothing to do with christmas and everything to do with the dark underworld that is the media elite.

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