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07-21-2016, 05:32 PM #1
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I've decided to name the religion Super Xtreme. There will be a high council known as Mega Super Xtreme. There will be a higher council known as Ultra Mega Super Xtreme 2: The Revenge. There will be balloons and koolaid.
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07-21-2016, 05:33 PM #2
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(07-21-2016, 05:32 PM)BaronAmity Wrote:  I've decided to name the religion Super Xtreme. There will be a high council known as Mega Super Xtreme. There will be a higher council known as Ultra Mega Super Xtreme 2: The Revenge. There will be balloons and koolaid.

Will you merge with Scientology?

Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, because many false prophets have gone out into the world.  1John 4:1

Be of sober spirit, be on the alert. Your adversary the devil, prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour. 1 Peter 5:8
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07-21-2016, 05:36 PM #3
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(07-21-2016, 05:33 PM)Lisa Wrote:  
(07-21-2016, 05:32 PM)BaronAmity Wrote:  I've decided to name the religion Super Xtreme. There will be a high council known as Mega Super Xtreme. There will be a higher council known as Ultra Mega Super Xtreme 2: The Revenge. There will be balloons and koolaid.

Will you merge with Scientology?

Scientology is a cult! We would never allow our members to be involved with a dangerous, brainwashing cult! We Super Xtremists denounce Scientology!

07-21-2016, 05:37 PM #4
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(07-21-2016, 05:36 PM)BaronAmity Wrote:  
(07-21-2016, 05:33 PM)Lisa Wrote:  
(07-21-2016, 05:32 PM)BaronAmity Wrote:  I've decided to name the religion Super Xtreme. There will be a high council known as Mega Super Xtreme. There will be a higher council known as Ultra Mega Super Xtreme 2: The Revenge. There will be balloons and koolaid.

Will you merge with Scientology?

Scientology is a cult! We would never allow our members to be involved with a dangerous, brainwashing cult! We Super Xtremists denounce Scientology!

It just seemed like the logical choice Wink

Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, because many false prophets have gone out into the world.  1John 4:1

Be of sober spirit, be on the alert. Your adversary the devil, prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour. 1 Peter 5:8

07-21-2016, 05:44 PM #5
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(07-21-2016, 05:37 PM)Lisa Wrote:  
(07-21-2016, 05:36 PM)BaronAmity Wrote:  
(07-21-2016, 05:33 PM)Lisa Wrote:  
(07-21-2016, 05:32 PM)BaronAmity Wrote:  I've decided to name the religion Super Xtreme. There will be a high council known as Mega Super Xtreme. There will be a higher council known as Ultra Mega Super Xtreme 2: The Revenge. There will be balloons and koolaid.

Will you merge with Scientology?

Scientology is a cult! We would never allow our members to be involved with a dangerous, brainwashing cult! We Super Xtremists denounce Scientology!

It just seemed like the logical choice Wink

I understand. The notion that we are a cult is a common misconception among the brainwashed non-believers. However, we carry a million-year-old secret tradition of wisdom and are certified by the Pennsylvania Institute of Spiritual Gurus and Tinfoil Hat Design. If you'd care to know more, you can be taught ancient hidden knowledge that will help you to lose weight, get rich and find love! Order in the next five minutes and receive a free toaster! All we ask for is a thousand dollars and naming rights for your first-born child (who would be named Mega Extremius).
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07-21-2016, 05:46 PM #6
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(07-21-2016, 05:44 PM)BaronAmity Wrote:  
(07-21-2016, 05:37 PM)Lisa Wrote:  
(07-21-2016, 05:36 PM)BaronAmity Wrote:  
(07-21-2016, 05:33 PM)Lisa Wrote:  
(07-21-2016, 05:32 PM)BaronAmity Wrote:  I've decided to name the religion Super Xtreme. There will be a high council known as Mega Super Xtreme. There will be a higher council known as Ultra Mega Super Xtreme 2: The Revenge. There will be balloons and koolaid.

Will you merge with Scientology?

Scientology is a cult! We would never allow our members to be involved with a dangerous, brainwashing cult! We Super Xtremists denounce Scientology!

It just seemed like the logical choice Wink

I understand. The notion that we are a cult is a common misconception among the brainwashed non-believers. However, we carry a million-year-old secret tradition of wisdom and are certified by the Pennsylvania Institute of Spiritual Gurus and Tinfoil Hat Design. If you'd care to know more, you can be taught ancient hidden knowledge that will help you to lose weight, get rich and find love! Order in the next five minutes and receive a free toaster! All we ask for is a thousand dollars and naming rights for your first-born child (who would be named Mega Extremius).

Are you sure you don't know any thetans? Wink

Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, because many false prophets have gone out into the world.  1John 4:1

Be of sober spirit, be on the alert. Your adversary the devil, prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour. 1 Peter 5:8

07-21-2016, 05:48 PM #7
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@Lisa Your lack of faith disturbs me.
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07-21-2016, 05:50 PM #8
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(07-21-2016, 05:48 PM)BaronAmity Wrote:  @Lisa Your lack of faith disturbs me.

Get in line, I disturb a few people here, apparently. 

Does this mean I'm going to hell?

Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, because many false prophets have gone out into the world.  1John 4:1

Be of sober spirit, be on the alert. Your adversary the devil, prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour. 1 Peter 5:8
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07-21-2016, 05:53 PM #9
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(07-21-2016, 05:50 PM)Lisa Wrote:  
(07-21-2016, 05:48 PM)BaronAmity Wrote:  @Lisa Your lack of faith disturbs me.

Get in line, I disturb a few people here, apparently. 

Does this mean I'm going to hell?

Yes.

07-21-2016, 05:53 PM #10
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(07-21-2016, 05:53 PM)BaronAmity Wrote:  
(07-21-2016, 05:50 PM)Lisa Wrote:  
(07-21-2016, 05:48 PM)BaronAmity Wrote:  @Lisa Your lack of faith disturbs me.

Get in line, I disturb a few people here, apparently. 

Does this mean I'm going to hell?

Yes.

Darn!

Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, because many false prophets have gone out into the world.  1John 4:1

Be of sober spirit, be on the alert. Your adversary the devil, prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour. 1 Peter 5:8