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North Korea lands man on Saturn- LOL!


09-08-2015, 10:40 AM #1
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Saw this in a thread over at DTV, originally posted by user Mad Scientist over there last week, and found it quite hilarious, so I thought I would share it here.

Quote:North Korea Lands First Ever Man On Saturn, Confirms Central News Agency
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North Korea has issued a statement to the State News Agency that their recent space exploration mission to Saturn was a huge success.

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It’s been confirmed that North Korea has become the first country to land a man on Saturn. Hung Il Gong made landfall on Saturn at approximately 3 a.m. this morning. He was in a specially designed, one man spacecraft that the North Korean’s have had under wraps for the last decade.
Upon landfall, Hung performed tests and navigation exercises from within his craft. Three hours later at 6:03 a.m., Hung deemed it safe to step outside and take a space walk.
Hung proceeded to proudly mount the North Korean flag on the planet while giving a muddled short speech praising Kim Jong-un for providing the opportunity to represent his country in such epic fashion.
A live television broadcast aired play by play audio of the events as they unfolded. A State news anchor said, “We are proud to announce our Saturn Space Mission a success! No one has ever done what North Korea has just done. Our hero, Hung Il Gong, is now mounting the North Korean flag on Saturn as I speak.”
A major welcoming home party is scheduled for 10 p.m. tonight when Hung is scheduled to fly his spaceship back home. He will meet with Kim Jong-un upon immediate return, reportedly bringing back dirt and rock samples as souvenirs for the supreme leader.
This recent accomplishment has launched North Korea to the top of the global space rankings, while North Korean officials are calling the epic space mission “the absolute greatest human achievement of all time.”

http://www.nymeta.co/north-korea-saturn/

And my response:
Quote:Wow, they must have some really advanced technology, way ahead of the rest of the world. Not only have they achieved light-speed travel, but they have also found a way to turn a gas giant into a solid rocky planet.

See other posts here:
http://www.disclose.tv/forum/north-korea...06808.html

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09-08-2015, 12:58 PM #2
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Was it a one way trip? Big Grin


“The lies (Western slander) which well-meaning zeal has heaped round this man (Muhammad) are disgraceful to ourselves only.”


― Thomas Carlyle, On Heroes, Hero Worship and the Heroic in History





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09-08-2015, 01:19 PM #3
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(09-08-2015, 12:58 PM)Tarikko Wrote:  Was it a one way trip? Big Grin

Probably. Just sunk further into the clouds until the pressure crushed the ship. Although the remains might eventually reach a rocky core deep down. Then it could get some rock and soil samples. Big Grin
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09-08-2015, 05:15 PM #4
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This is hilarious. I mean, I'm laughing so hard.

I know you're coming in the night like a thief, but I've had some time alone, to hone my lying technique. I know you think that I'm someone you can trust, but I'm scared I'll get scared, and I swear I'll try to nail you back up. So do you think that we could work out a sign, so I'll know it's you and that it's over so I won't even try? I know you're coming for the people like me. We've all got wood and nails, turned out in a hate factory.
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09-22-2015, 03:26 PM #5
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saddest thing is when n-koreans will smash the living daylights out of other people that critisize it and say they're against their nation because of 1)stupidity 2)national pride 3)scared of the government to 'think' otherwise 4) a combo of al this.

"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout ‘Save us!’ And I'll whisper ‘No
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09-22-2015, 03:31 PM #6
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(09-22-2015, 03:26 PM)Riddler Wrote:  saddest thing is when n-koreans will smash the living daylights out of other people that critisize it and say they're against their nation because of 1)stupidity 2)national pride 3)scared of the government to 'think' otherwise 4) a combo of al this.

I found this funny because this heavily applies to Americans as well.

Prophet Muhammad (SallAllahu alaihi wasalam) said:

"My similitude and that of the life of this world is that of a traveler who took a rest at mid-day under a shade of a tree and then left it."       (Ahmad, at-Tirmidhi, Ibn Majah and al-Hakim)

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09-22-2015, 04:25 PM #7
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(09-22-2015, 03:31 PM)Kung Fu Wrote:  
(09-22-2015, 03:26 PM)Riddler Wrote:  saddest thing is when n-koreans will smash the living daylights out of other people that critisize it and say they're against their nation because of 1)stupidity 2)national pride 3)scared of the government to 'think' otherwise 4) a combo of al this.

I found this funny because this heavily applies to Americans as well.

absolutely true though.

"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout ‘Save us!’ And I'll whisper ‘No
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